In spectacular Good Friday news, Lindsay Lohan has been sentenced to 120 days in jail for violating probation. She�s on her way there right now to be booked. Afterward, she can post bail. She has also been ordered to complete 480 hours of community service, 360 of which must be performed at the Downtown Women�s center and the remaining 120 at the LA County Morgue. Couldn�t have happened to a nicer person.
Granted, with good behavior and overcrowding, the four month sentence will probably be reduced to two weeks. At least it�s a start. They should just give Lindsay a Fast Pass for that place.